Boat Party Summer 2023 Performers

Granny Remain

Granny Remain may be old but she voted to remain. She has the EU in her blood, from her blue starry headscarf, right down to her star-spangled bloomers.

Jo Remain

Jo Remain – Granny’s daughter – is a staunch europhile too, who’s even dyed her hair bright blue and topped it with a gold star-spangled trilby. She’s all about EU – No Brexit!

Granny and Jo believe in the power of satirical singing, to draw in the crowds, so that the serious message of the danger of Brexit can be delivered.

Granny’s message: “I’m Granny Remain. We olds ain’t all the same. I voted to stay European that day! You won’t stop me, I’m part of the EU, til the day I die.”

Faux BojoFaux BoJo

Faux BojoFaux BoJo (a.k.a Drew Galdron) – known to many as “Boris Johnson’s conscience” – is a professional Boris Johnson impersonator.

Whilst the real Boris is so easily lampooned in his own right, Drew’s impersonations feature musical and dramatic flair to deliver the clear message, that:

Brexit is no good for Britain,

BoJo has made a mistake by supporting it, and in his role as Britain’s Prime Minister, well and truly – BORIS – HAS – **CKED IT UP!

EU Elvis

EU Elvis is a fabulous EU defending, Brexit fighting hero of the Rejoin movement, who spends his time “fightin’ this doggone Brexit with the power of rock, roll & a hunka hunka burnin EU love. Keep the faith people.”

Delivering his message that Brexit is at odds with the wonder of EU, and that Britain is now caught in a trap and it can’t go back, through the medium of rewritten Elvis tracks, EU Elvis is not to be missed!